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Thursday, May 22, 2014

Charlie Sheen To Rihanna - How DARE You Reject My Girlfriend, You Idiot! Check Out Rihanna's Tweet -

UPDATE
11:03 AM PT -- Now it's war ... Rihanna just responded, tweeting, 
"If that old queen don't get ha diapers out of a bunch..." 


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Rihanna better run for cover because she just made Charlie Sheen's s*** list in the worst way possible after rejecting Charlie's request to introduce his fiancee to the singer.


Charlie just launched into a tirade on Twitter, describing his sour encounter with Rihanna Wednesday night at the ritzy Giorgio Baldi restaurant in Santa Monica.

Charlie said he was there celebrating the birthday of his fiancee Scottine (formerly Brett Rossi) ... and when he found out Rihanna was there too, he sent a request to the singer's table for a meet-and-greet because Rossi's a big fan.

But Charlie says his request was DENIED -- "there were too many paps outside" -- and now, the Warlock is back with a vengeance.

Sheen wrote, "Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess (or in this case the Village idiot)."



Then he unloaded on Rihanna's wigged out get-up -- "Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none." It's all gold. 

Charlie's Rihanna Rant 


so, I took my gal out to dinner 
last night with her best 
friends for her Bday. 
we heard Rihanna was present as well. 
I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé 
Scotty to her, as she is a 
huge fan. 

(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint) 
well, the word we received back was that there were too 
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time. 

At this time? AT THIS TIME?? 
lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random 
11 million to 1 encounter 
with her some other night...?

no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 
"please kill me now" that I'd never get back.

My Gal, however, 
was NOT OK with it.
Nice impression you 
left behind, Bday or not.
Sorry we're not KOOL enough 
to warrant a blessing from 
the Princess.
(or in this case 
the Village idiot)

you see THIS is the reason 
that I ALWAYS take the time.
THIS is why I'm in this thing 
31 awesome years.
Good will and 
common courtesy, carefully 
established over time to exist radically in concert 
with a code of gratitude!

I guess "Talk That Talk" 
was just a big ol lie from 
a big ol liar.

oh and Riahnna, 
Halloween isn't for a while.
but good on you for testing out your costume in public.
it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer,
as in:
none.

See ya on the way down, 
(we always do) 
and actually, 
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING 
in common when it comes 
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds 
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.

Here's a tip from a real vet 
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered 
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! 
and if this "Prison of Fame" 
is soooooooo unnerving and 
difficult, then QUIT, junior! 

#Hamateur