Chelsea Handler Makes a Fine, Fine Point With Those Boobs of Hers

"Anything a man can do, a woman has the right to do better."

Chelsea Handler just about sums up how we feel about basically everything. However, it's unfortunate that men can post photos of themselves topless, while women still can't ... as if breasts are solely sexual creatures with their own minds, and aren't useful for anything but ogling, fondling, or the like.

Later, naturally, when the post was removed from Instagram, because they're afraid of nipples also, Chelsea became irate, saying,

"Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin. ... If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's OK, but not a woman? Are we in 1825? "

Unfortunately, for women, yes, Chelsea -- we are in 1825. I mean, we can vote and everything, and make 70 cents on the dollar, but progress, right?

UGH, Instagram. Grow a sense of humor ... or at least a sense of equal rights.

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