Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Diddy Says Epic Things About J Lo's Ass, Slams Kim Kardashian's Ass (Video)

"Oh my God. I'm so lucky to have that great woman in my history, she is one of the greatest I've ever seen. I mean, it's great. It's a work of art. It's something that will go down in history, for real it will. ... But also her talent, her drive, her determination, she will never give up. She's a great friend of mine, always will be my friend, and I mean that thing is just incredible, man. ... No way [is there any comparison to Kim Kardashian's butt]! No way. No disrespect to Kanye and Kim but that thing right there, that thing right there is something special." 

Diddy (or Puff Daddy, or Puffy, or really, whatever you feel comfortable calling him these days) on Jennifer Lopez's legendary backside, and how it compares to Kim Kardashian's (psych: it doesn't even compare; didn't Diddy make that pretty clear in his sentiments about Kim K's ass?). 

And really, what a lovely thing to say. Especially about someone who's still your friend, you know? Can we get Casper Smart outta the picture for a while long enough to get Diddy back in? Didn't you just love Puffy and J Lo as a couple? Wasn't the world such a much simpler place when those two were banging and Jennifer was playing in movies like "The Wedding Planner" and the song of the year was Rob Thomas' and Carlos Santana's "Smooth"? Ahh ... those surely were the days.