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Friday, October 31, 2014

Kylie Jenner Shared A Racy Picture But It Was The Caption That Got Our Attention


This photo -- by Kylie Jenner standards -- isn't all that bad. Yeah, the skirt or whatever is a little short, and those pointy bondage shoes just scream all the wrong things, and that face ... well, y'all know how we feel about how Kylie's face is changing with "puberty events," but what's really concerning about this picture -- what's truly alarming -- is the caption she posted it with. Which was this: 

"promise to love you & obey & let you.." 

Let you what, Kylie Jenner? You just close your little underaged mouth before you tell us let "who" "what," and we'll let this alone, because sorry -- no 17-year-old should be sharing photos captioned "promise to love you & obey & let you" anything unless they're talking about Oreo cookies and being in bellies. 



For the last time -- before, you know, she turns 18 -- somebody please take this girl's phone away. We don't need to go through this again with a young reality TV starlet, OK? Good heavens. 

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