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Thursday, October 23, 2014

We're Actually Expected to Believe That Kylie Jenner's Totally Single - Listen To Kris Jenner Clarifies All Those Kardashian-Jenner Rumors


Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has spoken: 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is reported to not be dating anybody, Jaden Smith or Tyga notwithstanding. OK? Can we put all those pesky little rumors to bed now, because why would Kylie do anything normal like a normal 17-year-old like have mini-relationships or go on dates or anything, and yeah, so believable.

To Ryan Seacrest, Jenner said:

“Kylie isn’t dating anybody. This whole little group of kids who have been around forever, and I call them kids because relatively speaking, they kind of all travel as a pack and they enjoy each other’s company. We all live in the same neighborhood. [Tyga] used to live across the street for a long time, and now he lives next door to Khloe. Everyone’s always around and with the way I cook, they’re not leaving.”

So, uh, in short, It's apparently Kris Jenner's cooking that brings all the boys to Kylie's yard -- forget all about any underaged milkshakes, OK? Just put them right out of your mind.


Listen to Kris Jenner Clarifies All Those Kardashian-Jenner Rumors