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Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Chelsea Handler Mocks Kim Kardashian's Over-The-Top Magazine Cover As She Flashes Her Bare Bottom On Instagram


Kim Kardashian bared her notorious derriere on the cover of US magazine Paper and within hours the internet was overrun with memes parodying the image.

And on Wednesday morning Chelsea Handler took her turn to take a stab at mocking the outrageous photo.

Referencing what is most certainly a Photoshop-enhanced bottom, Handler posted a side-by-side comparison of her bare bum with Kim's on Instagram.

The comedienne, 39, captioned her image: 'Can you believe more than 2 a** can fit on the same screen? Guess which one's real. Your move, instagram.'


In the image Chelsea wears nothing but her bra as her underwear is pulled down while she snaps a mirror selfie in a bathroom.


Chelsea's playful taunt to Instagram comes after she caught heat for posting a topless picture of herself in another side-by-side comparison with Vladimir Putin.


Later that same day Handler posted a snap with a message to Instagram calling out what she perceived to be hypocrisy by creating a comparison of her topless on a horse with Kim's derriere with the caption: 'Just so I'm clear, Instagram...it's ok to use nudity to sexualize yourself on your site, but not to make a joke? I'm just so confused.'







Meanwhile, TMZ claims Kim agreed to immortalize her most famous asset 'before getting pregnant again.


The gossip website goes on to allege that the reality star will be releasing more nude images in anticipation of getting pregnant - so more internet dominating images are apparently on the horizon.


Within hours of posting the image of her oiled-up, Photoshop-enhanced behind, the internet went to town on creating their own versions, from centaurs to docking stations.


Kim may have wanted to 'break the internet' but it seems she united the online world in finding the most comical way of parodying the lewd cover.

Twitter user @KelKulus was reminded of a mythical creature when he saw the Paper magazine image, tweeting his own version with the caption: 'Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further.'


Kim's rear becomes the rump of a horse, turning the reality star into a centaur, who certainly wouldn't have been booted out of the Forbidden Forest.

The wife of Kanye West was then given the capital treatment by @AngryBritain, who joked that the Barclays Cycle Hire Docking Stations have been given a bootylicious makeover.


'@MayorOfLondon unveils new style Boris Bike rack coming to the streets of the capital soon,' the parody tweeter posted with an image of Boris Johnson parking his bike between Kim's cheeks.

@GeneralBoles killed two celebrity birds with one stone by photoshopping Russell Brand's face onto Kim's derriere with a speech bubble exclaiming 'PARKLIFE!'

Food items has also been another way to describe Kim's glistening rear; from peaches and potatoes to glazed donuts the internet went to the market on comparisons.


'Krispy Kim' proved to be an apt nickname for the reality star, and her rear was even replaced with two pieces of Aero chocolate.

Pippa Middleton wearing that bridesmaid dress at her sister's Royal Wedding was also used as a comparison, though really the Brits behind didn't really 'do it better' than Kim.


Another tweeter highlighted the mother-of-one's gravitational pull by surrounding her derriere with asteroids.

The user also gave Kim a surrealist makeover by Photoshopping her bottom onto her face for quadruple the cheeky impact.


One user even compared the image of Kim to that of a Barbie doll, as @SarahKhalegh pointed out: 'Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic &unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body.'

It does seem the magazine have done their best to Photoshop the reality star's waist to oblivion and make a behind look bigger than James's Giant Peach.


Just under a fortnight ago, Kim stepped out looking far curvier as she joined her husband Kanye at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala honouring Quentin Tarantino and Barbara Kruger.


Of course the rapper, who only follows Kim on Twitter, tweeted his approval of the cover with the simple hashtag '#ALLDAY'.


However Kim didn't get exactly what she wanted... the internet seems to be working perfectly fine



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