Thursday, November 13, 2014

New Nude Photos! Kim Kardashian Poses Completely Naked In Her Relentless Attempt To 'Break The Internet' (18+)

Kim Karadshian's nude booty cover may not quite have broken the internet, but it certainly got it talking.

And if the booty raised eyebrows, Kim's latest offering is sure to shock her fans.

After a barrage of hilarious memes and a rash of criticism and plaudits, Dailybuzz can reveal more of the much-talked about Jean-Paul Goude shoot, courtesy of Paper magazine.

The reality star holds nothing back as she poses fully nude, facing the camera.

With no sign of any nerves, grinning Kim holds her dress down around her knees, giving a view of her naked form.

In a second new photo from the inside spread Kim can be seen slipping out of her sparkling cocktail dress, her shining behind turned towards the camera to reveal her bare breast.

Smeared in baby oil, Kim looks delighted with herself as she smiles at the camera.

The images, shot while Kim was in Paris for Fashion Week back in September, reveal the results of her post-baby diet following the birth of little North over a year ago.

Earlier today, Kim shared the two cover shots with her 21 million Instagram followers, captioning the derriere shot with the magazine cover line: 'Break the internet'.

But already, the cyber world was overrun with memes parodying the cover, which exploded onto the internet on Monday evening.

A second cover showed Kim wearing a cocktail dress and recreating Goude's well-known Champagne Incident shot, with bubbly shooting into the air and landing into a glass, perfectly placed on her posterior.

But it was the booty shot which captured everyone's imagination, with Chelsea Handler being one of the first celebs to take a stab at mocking it.

Referencing what is most certainly a Photoshop-enhanced bottom, Handler posted a side-by-side comparison of her bare bum with Kim's on Instagram.

The comedienne, 39, captioned her image: 'Can you believe more than 2 a** can fit on the same screen? Guess which one's real. Your move, instagram.'

In the image Chelsea wears nothing but her bra as her underwear is pulled down while she snaps a mirror selfie in a bathroom.

Glee actress Naya Rivera - whose looks (and style choices) have been compared to Kim's - also had something to say.

'I normally don't. But... you're someone's mother...' the 27-year-old actress commented on Instagram, referring to Kim and husband Kanye West's toddler daughter North.

Kim got some support though too, including from MailOnline's US Editor At Large Piers Morgan who described the image as one that will be 'forever etched in the memory'.

Pouring cold water on the internet trolls who had come out to mock Kim, Piers continued: 'It’s time for me to make a shocking admission: I like and admire Kim Kardashian-West.

Meanwhile, the internet continued to go to town creating their own versions of the image, from centaurs to docking stations.

Twitter user @KelKulus was reminded of a mythical creature when he saw the Paper magazine image, tweeting his own version with the caption: 'Kim Kardashian looks so much like a centaur in Paper Magazine, I figured I'd take it one step further.'

Kim's rear becomes the rump of a horse, turning the reality star into a centaur.

@GeneralBoles killed two celebrity birds with one stone by photoshopping Russell Brand's face onto Kim's derriere with a speech bubble exclaiming 'PARKLIFE!'

Food items has also been another way to describe Kim's glistening rear; from peaches and potatoes to glazed donuts the internet went to the market on comparisons.

'Krispy Kim' proved to be an apt nickname for the reality star, and her rear was even replaced with two pieces of Aero chocolate.

Pippa Middleton wearing that bridesmaid dress at her sister's Royal Wedding was also used as a comparison, though really the Brits behind didn't really 'do it better' than Kim.

Lashing out: Kim's style stalker Naya Rivera criticised Kim's mag cover,
writing on Instagram 'you are someone's mother'
Another tweeter highlighted the mother-of-one's gravitational pull by surrounding her derriere with asteroids.

The user also gave Kim a surrealist makeover by Photoshopping her bottom onto her face for quadruple the cheeky impact.

One user even compared the image of Kim to that of a Barbie doll, as @SarahKhalegh pointed out: 'Kim Kardashian literally looks like a plastic & unrealistic Barbie doll. Look at her waist in comparison to her body.'

It does seem the magazine have done their best to Photoshop the reality star's waist to oblivion and make a behind look bigger than James's Giant Peach.

Just under a fortnight ago, Kim stepped out looking far curvier as she joined her husband Kanye at the 2014 LACMA Art + Film Gala honouring Quentin Tarantino and Barbara Kruger.

Of course the rapper, who only follows Kim on Twitter, tweeted his approval of the cover with the simple hashtag '#ALLDAY'.

While all this was going on, it was business as usual for Kim, who was spotted out at a Beverly Hills hotel with her family for her pregnant sister Kourtney's baby shower. However Kim didn't get exactly what she wanted... the internet seems to be working perfectly fine


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