Rapper Waka Flocka Flame Announces He’s Running For President

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame announces his presidential candidacy with DJ Whoo Kid as his running mate.

The Atlanta rapper made the official announcement in a high-level meeting with Rolling Stone, "I'm very pleased to announce today, on 4/20, the best day of the year, I will be running for president."

Once elected, Waka's first move will be, complete legalization of marijuana: "The president gotta have a big fat 'ol blunt."

The Atlanta rapper had made his political ambition known in 2012, when he tweet out his presidential intentions. And this comes eight days after Hillary Clinton announced her presidential bid.

I'm dead ass running for president in 2016.
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockabsm) November 7, 2012

And, as commander-in-chief, he will only smoke presidential kush. He then reels off a few more top-priority mandates, including ban dogs in restaurants, ban people with feet larger than size 13 from walking in public.

He also said if elected, he’s not wearing suits for presidential meetings. He thinks they're irritating.

The “No Hands” rapper also highlighted his proposals on education ("We need to start teaching these kids more reality ... skills"), congressional relations ("Fuck the Congress, I am Congress, I'm the President") also wants to increase the minimum wage ("All fast food restaurants should be paying $15 an hour...").

And making Flocka lyrics part of the national curriculum.

There’s just one small problem.

Surprisingly it has nothing to do with Waka’s repeated arrests on weapons and drug charges, and everything to do with the fact that he’s a millennial. Waka is 28.

You have to be at least 35 years old to hold the office. It’s in the Constitution.

However, Waka could always run for a seat in the House of Representatives because you only have to be 25 to hold office there.

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